Things that make me wonder

• scratches on the seats of public toilets (how do they happen????? do people have small metal spikes growing out of their buttocks????)
• the following searches that somehow led people to my blog:
• jelly booger (this from an Internet vagabond in Croatia ... [note to self: Croatians are weird.])
  
• cuckolded desdemona
• david suzuki's favourite chinese food
• economic environment for victoria secret
• great plumbing websites
• take my cpap to bali
• angelina jolie has affair with her bodyguard
• angelina jolie 94 pounds
• angelina jolie having affair with bodyguard
• angelina jolie at 94 pounds
• angelina jolie's affair with bodyguard
• how Kyla always has the coolest, most intriguing and suspenseful status updates on Facebook
  
• this story, which I just heard about because I was listening to a podcast from The Hour while at the gym