You may have heard the saying, “Sex is like pizza. It can never be bad, but some is better than others.” I will leave it to you to decide whether there is such a thing as bad sex, but there is definitely such a thing as bad pizza – and until you have the really good kind, you just don’t realize how bad most pizza is.
I used to work in a place called the Whitby Mall. It’s in
Tantric pizza is one of the things that I really miss about living in
If you try to make it at home (as I’ve done tonight, with results almost as good as Under Wraps), here are a few hints:
- Use white pitas unless you can find whole wheat pitas that taste really good. A pizza isn’t tantric if its crust tastes like recycled cardboard.
- For meat, you can just chop up some luncheon meat. For instance, tonight I used 3 slices of honey-roasted chicken.
- Chop/slice your vegetables thinly so that they soften a bit in the oven. I’ve been keeping sliced peppers, onions, etc. in the fridge so I can quickly use them in salads or on pizza.
- Cook the pizza at 300 degrees F until the cheese is melted and starting to crust over.
- Use at least a little bit of onion (not you, though, Joe) – it really adds to the flavour.
- Send me a thank-you card for introducing you to the best pizza you’ve ever tasted! LOL
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