Thursday, January 25, 2007

Greenspan's real courtroom challenge

Now, don’t misunderstand me – Greenspan is one of the greatest defense attorneys in Canada, and if I were ever to be falsely accused of a crime and needed legal counsel, I would hope I’d have sufficient funds to hire Eddie Greenspan. But he’s got a significant dilemma with this case, because the real predicament is not his client’s vocabulary (which could possibly be adapted); it’s his personality. The man is a pompous A-S-S-H-O-L-E.

I doubt Greenspan is this kind of miracle worker, but, IMHO, the only way to ensure a favourable interaction between the jury and his client is to arrange for Black to get an attitude transplant.

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