"Gilmore Girls" Quote of the Day

Emily: A good education is the most important thing aside from family.
Lorelai: And pie.(long silence).It was a joke, Mom.


Bonus Quote:

(Rory is talking to her mother about her first day at her private high school)

Rory: Yeah, they kept calling me Mary.
Lorelai: You're kidding me. Wow, I can't believe they still say that.
Rory: Why? What does it mean?
Lorelai: Mary, like Virgin Mary. It means they think you look like a goody-goody.
Rory: You're kidding.
Lorelai: No.
Rory: Well, what would they have called me if they thought I looked like a slut?
LORELAI: Well, they might have added a Magdalene to it.
Rory: Wow, biblical insults. This is an advanced school.