Watch as I emasculate myself

In an e-mail to a friend in a group of friends driving during this blizzard:

I want you all to be safe and sound so I can yell at you all for worrying me! ;->

Only kidding, I can't remember the last time I yelled at someone ... I've spoken sternly, though - be very afraid of my speaking sternly!!! :)

Now wouldn't you be scared of me???