Nice try, Jules!

Julian, learning that a co-worker is taking a day off tomorrow for Chinese New Year:

Hey, I should get the day off too! (Pause, thinking.) I celebrate Chinese New Year every year.

Self, thinking I will call his bluff:

Oh yeah, Jules? What do you do for Chinese New Year?

Julian, spine ramrod straight, turns to me, looks me unblinkingly in the eye and with perfect timing says:

I'm the ass end of the dragon that dances around!

LOL