A sword? Really? A SWORD????

I have at least one long blog post I want to write, but life keeps --- happening. Soon. In the meantime, check out this wacky news article:

OCONOMOWOC, Wis. - A man said he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching.

Poor guy - just trying to be someone's knight in shining armour ... a little too literally, however! :)

I really hope he isn't convicted.