Sunday, February 19, 2006

Less intense?

This week, in the interest of peak dental hygiene, I bought a bottle of mouthwash. This particular flavour has been marketed as "less intense".

Less intense than what? Than someone dropping a hair dryer in your bathtub? Than a Brazilian wax? Than treatment of prisoners at Guantanamo Bay?

Please - inquiring minds would like to know!

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